In a flash of what I can only describe as inspirational genius I have come up with the answer! Christmas is a time for sharing and laughter and provides a wealth of opportunities for extending the fun with ridicule. This year Matthew I am gonna have a bad taste Christmas!!! Yeehaa! I am soooo excited already. Bring it on! Think mullets, shell suits, Barlow glasses (Deidre not Gary), rotten tinsel, sparse pines, tasteless baubles, cinzano, jumpsuits, Christmas jumpers, bumbags for the hipflask, crackers that fail to snap, shocking centrepieces and nasty nasty cards. I seriously cannot wait and have been scouring Ebay like a madwoman. The only hiccup with this wonderful plan is that Thing 1 wants a Tudor Christmas and Thing 2 wants a cross-dressing one...I reckon all three can be combined quite comfortably! Ophelia is gonna rock some serious looks here...let the corrupt kitsch Christmas commence!