We interrupt this blog break to bring news of a crazy mannequin meeting! On Friday at work I had the hilarious pleasure of meeting Noelle, a medical training birthing mannequin hailing from the US and worth £30,000!!! She breathes, has a pulse, has pupils that dilate, can be c-sectioned, injected, blinks, talks, gives birth, has a designer vagina and a great bust (clearly not lactating yet!) and an appalling but changeable wig! As trainee midwives are palpating her and checking for breech baby or whatever she utters such classics as 'I can't see very much!' Or 'I took cocaine this morning.' Seriously I really tested my pelvic floor with laughter. Here's a video of her from YouTube. The other one on there is too long to post but has the brilliant moment of the baby coming out with one arm-the other one fell off inside!! Enjoy!